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December 21, 2005

Stalin + Apes = Danger!

As I have argued before, chimpanzees are dangerous creatures who will try to kill you if they feel like it and are given the chance. Joseph Stalin seems to have figured this out:

The Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

Stalin had Ivanov try to cross breed chimpanzees with humans to create super soldiers, but thankfully for the good of mankind (and I suppose chimpanzeekind) this evil experiment failed.

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Posted by Pete at December 21, 2005 10:10 PM

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Cripes... this is the stuff of comic-book villainy. Maybe he should have been in Batman & Robin. He could only have made the movie more interesting.

Posted by: Dangerous Dan at December 22, 2005 11:17 PM