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September 17, 2004
Slogans for Kerry
Lots of democrats think that Kerry needs a good succinct slogan to sell himself to voters. Iowahawk has some good slogans for Kerry and you can suggest your own in his comments sections.
My favorite of his which succintly and truly captures the Kerry spirit is "Some Look at Things As They Are And Say, 'Why?' Others Look at Things As They Are Not And Say, 'Why Not?', And I Suppose A Few Might Look at Things As They Are Not, And Say 'Why?', and Vice-Versa, and So Forth, And One Might Be Tempted To Look at These People Looking at Things And Ask 'Who?' But This Would Not Be Constructive, Because The Important Thing To Realize Is That Some People Like To Look At Things, And This Is Precisely My Point"
Oh, and Dan Rather should be fired.
Posted by Pete at September 17, 2004 05:01 PM
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Here are a few more slogans for Kerry:
If you don't like my position on the issues, just wait a day or two."
"I'm the anti-war candidate--I'm the man to lead America in the war on terror."
"I'm for whatever you're for!"
"My running mate and I are joined in supporting same sex marriage--let us share our family values with you."
"I may have the most liberal voting record of any senator, but I'm really a conservative."
"I'm proud of my service in Vietnam, even though I confessed to being a war criminal."
"Even though I was AWOL in the Senate for 20 years, I'm reporting for duty now!"
"I'm the non-racist candidate!"
Posted by: Ron Lambert at September 19, 2004 11:53 PM
Cut out the bush in your life
Posted by: jomama at October 17, 2004 01:02 PM
If a bush, dick and a colon start running this country, ill be running out of this country...
Posted by: Kanes Emu at November 1, 2004 04:22 PM
If a bush, dick and a colon start running this country, ill be running out of this country...
Posted by: Kanes Emu at November 1, 2004 04:22 PM